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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

About Me

Split3ways: I am a married mom of three. I am originally from Atlanta. I've been living in the Memphis area for ten years. I have to admit...I don't love it here. I won't fold clothes if they are cold. I don't like to shake hands. I wish I could play tennis and break dance. I want to lose ten more pounds. I should be cleaning my house. I am ready for summer. I hope I'll live near the beach. BTW MDH had the opportunity to go to Mobile but didn't take it. Secretly, I think he hates me. I could never be a school bus driver. I think the Wiggles should have been hot and shirtless. I don't drink coffee. I am a horrible driver. I don't smoke and I don't think you should either. I love picnics. I'm fickle. I appreciate honesty and paper plates. I tell my kids not to talk with food in their mouths while I have food in mine. I am highly amused by crazy folks. I believe that the wearing of white shoes should be reserved for little girls, barbie dolls, women over the age of 65 and strippers. I'm always late. I'd rather have fun than fit in. I'm not sure you can do both. I have no sense of fashion. I keep waiting for Stacy and Clinton to jump out and surprise me.

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